freelance wordpress services

If you think your website sucks.. So does everyone else.

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wordpress development

Stop apologizing for a crappy website.

Tired of mediocre design and second rate, semi-responsive websites? Would you prefer a purposeful, effective website design that stands up and screams, “We Are Awesome!”… I bet you would.

You deserve a site that’s so awesome you have to bookmark it on your phone because you’ve been showing it off so much your thumbs are tired from typing it in.

Your WordPress website should be so amazing everytime it logs it gives your web browser an orgasm… a Browsgasm.

wordpress custom development

WordPress is a free and open-source blogging tool and content management system.

Why do I only build WordPress websites? Because it’s awesome, that’s why.

Over 455 MILLION sites are powered by it. Over 500 new sites are created daily using it. It’s magical. It’s intuitive. I love it and a million others love it as well!

wordpress redesign

Some sites just need a little pick me up.

Did you get that message from 1992? She wants her website back. But it’s all good. Incase you have not heard, Microsoft Frontpage is dead.

If your site (or budget) isn’t ready for a complete overhaul but needs some sprucing, my redesign services can fit whatever size budget or beer money you have!

wordpress consulting

I promise, I am better then a magic 8-ball!

Try analyzing instead of relying on a clairvoyant piece of plastic. You’re ready to figure out what you don’t know and make your website work for you. Stop wishing and wondering and find somebody who can get you the answer.

I am here here to hold your hand ( mostly the millennials ) or, well, kick you in the rear if you need it ( again the millennials ).

search engine optimization

What is SEO? Seriosly ... You don't know? I mean it IS 2022.

Short answer – It’s making your website appear higher in search results. ( fyi. Your probably wont hit page one unless you are selling a Cat-butt tissue holder, it’s a thing. )

Long answer (from Wikipedia) – SEO is the process of affecting the visibility of a website in a search engine’s natural (or unpaid or organic) search results.

content development

You are the expert in your field, but does the cat got your tongue?

Not everyone has mad writing skills, and it’s hardest to write about you, to say enough but not too much, project your culture through words or turn a shopper into a lead.

If you’ve been at it for a while you’re probably swimming in knowledge and industry-specific vocabulary. You start talking about what you do and people’s eyes just seem to glaze over. You’re not the only one.


It's 100% doable by you... But I mean do you REALLY want to?

I only work with WordPress sites. And even some of those we won’t touch with a 10 foot pole. Give me a shout and we’ll figure out if I can help you.

Please, if I didn’t design your website, please contact me to set up a consultation prior to sending your revisions.

Pull The Cord!

Im ready when you are.